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Squidman back at it again

squidly responds:

Droopy with the bangers

This should've been daily first this game fucking rules. The movement is solid, never had any frame drops which was surprising, and overall had a lot of fun with the difficulty curve. You got cucked out of daily first but DAMN does this deserve so much more than that. The freezing mechanic is one I really started to love the longer I played.

Genuinely the best fucking game on this website and the most fun I've had since Peter the Ant.

Holy fuck it dropped

LeviRamirez responds:

like a rock babey!

LIL' B THE BASED GOD

This game is actually great! Good fun for the levels it has!

Two gripes though. I couldn't tell where I would teleport which would sometimes teleport me directly into spikes, maybe adding something to show where you will end up? Also The transition upon death hurts the eyes, and I'd recommend something different.

Other than that this was genuinely fun, reminds me of those "One more level" rage platformers from the early flash days!

This is actually unplayable. The ball is so jank that it will clip under the platform. You can't lose so the game will just beat it for you if you leave it be, and the breaking sometimes doesn't even happen, you can legit just bounce off some of the bricks.

Is this game a bit?

Slowsolid responds:

Well I made it just to show off the bouncing and physic stuff I learned. If anything I'm planning to make a (way) better version later on using the same code and mechanics.
Addressing the ball clipping under the paddle, its because it changes into a random direction purposely when bouncing off. I tried many times to not make it do that by only letting it stay at a 90 or 180 degree direction. When I did that the ball would just bounce in the same direction, getting boring over time. So I figured to just keep in the random direction thingy in and will most likely fix it for another remake.
Addressing the brick breaking, I actually tried to patch the green bricks since they would just hide and not turn the ball 180 degrees away. But the html5 converter was being stupid with the game resolution and that version would be a lot more worse than this one lol. The actual bricks that work however but don't get broken sometimes I can't really fix. I will be sure to come up with a solution for that.
I wouldn't say this game was a bit because I put a good amount effort in it but then again the flaws are clear and what you said is reasonable.
Thank you so much for this review!
You didn’t have to blam cunt ;)

LET'S GOOOOOO BEAT IT ON 5

This is not a game, it's an experience.

Most fun I've had in years.

You still working on the ABC's while I'm down in the NOW's. B)

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